B&A: Want To Critique This For Me? Please? :3?

Not bad. My only question is this: is the guy against the wall Australian or English. Because you described him as having a cockney accent and also being Australian. I've never heard of an Australian with a cockney accent. As I said, not a bad start, but make sure you do your research.

Long question involving a relationship between minor and adult?

okey so when i was 17 i was in a relationship with someone who was 19 but turned 20. my mother found out and made many threats but eventually got over it and this person continued to live with us as a roommate. this person also used my mothers computer to look up pornography and was called out on it and this person moved out. now im 18 and have been secretly meeting with person because we remained really good friends. i am forbidden by my mother to see this person. she states that she could take legal action and that legal action is under way involving the pornography found on her computer. she gave it to someone to look at and she says its out of her hands. this all took place about 2-3 months ago and nothing has happened. what can she actually do and what could actually be done, like as me getting in trouble? besides me possibly getting grounded since i live under her roof and making her angry, can anything legal happen? she never saw us kissing and has no proof that we had sex or even kissed since we just told her honestly that we were together after she found out by searching my phone and finding a text that said i love you. what could be done? im tired of not being able to hang out publicly with my friend because im afraid of what she could do. please help!

A Dang Boy! Any advice on this one!?

Well if he is thatt peng girl.. you better say you like him.. better out than in I suppose. Let your feeling out but don't say it front of everybody, you obviously had some feeling in mind if you just walked away!

Girls looking at my crotch?

OK, here is some background information. I have been on a diet for a month and have lost 15lbs in total. One side effect of my weight loss is that "down there" has gotten bigger than it used to be by an inch. Also, I'm more of a shower than a grower. I went to the park with a friend and these girls that he knows really well come down to where we are at and start talking to us. I was talking to one when I looked to my right and see oe of them looking straight at my crotch. I didn't say anything and she looked at my face right after. I just stared until she looked away. Then yesterday me and my same guy friend were at one of the girls' houses. I was standing and I looked at the girl and she is looking at my crotch! WTF?! I was wearing shorts both occasions. Why do they keep doing this. I think it is kind of a turn on but it is also really akward. Especially since I just met these girls.

1996 suzuki intruder clutch problem?

I just bought a 96 intruder and after riding it when put into gear it would slightly lurch forward but when the clutch lever was released the clutch would not engage. I would sit there in gear as if I was in neutral. I changed the fluid and bled the line. When doing I would squeeze the lever, open the bleeder valve (fluid would shoot out 3-4 inches and then stop), only about .5 ounce of fluid would come out. After doing this the clutch seemed to work for about another 30 miles and then it did it again. Any ideas about what then problem might be?

Did this make you laugh(: :L ;L xD?

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My mom thinks I'm gay because I'm not homophobic?

My mother is really conservative and it really irks me when she says ignorant things. Among her many faults which come with being conservative, she's very homophobic and she recently began talking about NY as the new Sodom. I'm totally cool with gay marriage, in fact I'm actually secretly very happy about it, but around her, the best I can do without lying is pretending to be indifferent. My problem is that even that's not good enough for her. She keeps saying that she's waiting for the day that I come out, and it really bothers me, all because I don't share her views on homosexuality. I don't have a girlfriend so I can't make a point by coming home with one, and even if I did, she knows darn well she wouldn't want me knocking up a girl. But what am I supposed to do when she starts getting paranoid when I come home with a guy friend (like I've done all the time since elementary school)? Do you see how crazy my mom is turning out to be? And for what?